So obviously, I have neglected the bloggosphere and have dedicated my time to Instagram (@openhousejoy), Twitter and periscope (@susannabe), and my Facebook page (Susanna B. Living). Now you will have the pleasure of yet ANOTHER avenue in which to enjoy my real estate antics, design opinions, posts about whats happening in the coastal regions of Los Angeles and general lifestyle advice.
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This week, on caravan day (or Broker's Open House Day in layman's terms) I managed to hit 6 places. I wanted to get to 10 but there was the issue of RAIN. That scary wet stuff that falls from the sky and creates chaos in LA. It was amazing to me how many open houses were cancelled. I am completly perplexed that things even get sold in Kauai or Portland, with all that rain and cancelled open houses. I could do a WHOLE blog just on the ridiculousness of LA rain but I will spare you. Check this out though.
Down the street was another house. $995K, basically a tear down. actually delete “basically” It was a tear down. The lot is 4270 square feet, so slightly larger than the one down the street. The people that lived in it really made the most of the trashiness of it. The bathroom has been painted in a green/grey/white/pink crackle peel finish that made my head itch. I will be interested to see what happens there. There were alot of developers creeping around.
The was one house I was really excited about seeing. It was the description of it that got me. It was described as “Imposing yet alluring”. What do you think of this? My thoughts are that the word imposing, though it is techincally not a bad word, sounds, well...bad. Imposing is majestic, grandiouse, stately. Pair that with the word “yet” and it gets a totally negative spin. It is SO important to write these things in a way that are appealing. I thought “Oh, a huge house that the neighbors hate because it is imposing on their light and space and YET, it is alluring” I wanted to see this thing. Because we were in the middle of a rainy apocalypse, the open house was canceled. I stood outside, in the blaring sun, first wondering if I had enough sunscreen on and secondly about all the imposing attributes of the property. Imposition #1. The Santa Monica airport VOR beacon is RIGHT there. That is that weird looking trampoline like thing at the end of the runway. Yes, I said “end of the runway”. ALSO, right there. Imposition #2 Who wants small aircraft flying 45 feet over their house? That would definaitely be an imposition to me as I lounged in my oversized imposing yet alluring bedroom on a Saturday morning. Imposition #3. Have you seen the traffic there on any given weekday at about 4pm? It is enough to make you chew your arm off. Imposition #4- It’s not raining. I’m here. Let me see the house. The description of the house also included “Boutique style closet that will be a challenge to fill” All I could think was, I wonder how many Syrians could live in it? Yes, we all would like a big closet, but this one sounds too big? Do any of us really need that much stuff? OK..So It isn’t all negative. There IS the fact that Harrison Ford crashed his plane right across the street in the golf course. You could have saved him and he and Calista would be your new besties. And that view to the park is nice. I am sure the house is gorgeous and the area is fantastic despite the planes. The schools around there are wonderful and its very centrally located for those who like to hang in Venice, Culver City and southern Santa Monica. This house was a 5+5 with 4500 square feet of interior space. That’s alot of house- not easy to find around here. It sits on an almost 10K lot, also hard to find around here. So it does have its upside. Listed at $3.395 million or around $750 a square foot which for Santa Monica is a great deal. I am looking forward to seeing the inside of this mostly alluring place.
There is a great place on Rose with a view- Well done, nicely renovated. This would be a great house to entertain in. Great open kitchen and living room that opens up to a paved deck. This is a 3+4 with 2265 square feet of living space on a 6721sq ft lot. There is a roof deck where one can see the ocean. Listed for $2.025 million.
So, maybe I was a little snarky today. It happens. One thing you can always count on with me is that I will always tell you the truth and give you my opinion….I will consider your needs and do my best to find your perfect place or get the most for your home if you are selling. Just sayin...
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